Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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