Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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