Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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