Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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