thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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