woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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