All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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