True but thats because hes a fetus.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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