we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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