my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you win again, gameday.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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