I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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