We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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