3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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