she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
