Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My liver just had a heart attack.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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