I CAN MOONWALK!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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