Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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