i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I currently don't understand fingers.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
