Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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