this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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