I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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