Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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