Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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