he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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