My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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