Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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