Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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