i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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