He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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