I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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