Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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