big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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