Sry I called you an 8
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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