But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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