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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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