I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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