Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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