have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
