D3 body, D1 cock
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I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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