Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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