My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My room smells like vodka and shame
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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