She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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