ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm like, not good at living.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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