My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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