hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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