I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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