even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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