after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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