u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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