Just cropdusted the office
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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